sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

I swear to god raspberries get moldy so fuckin fast you just look at them wrong and they immediately go bad

2 for 1 sale of raspberries at the grocery store:

first pack: downed as soon as you got home

second pack: you only ate four out the pack the next day because you were trying not to be as much of a goblin and you want them to last longer except when you check it later that day half of them are covered in mold

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wow,,,,, that’s so valid

hello-satan-speaking:

the-most-phenomenal-banana:

the-most-phenomenal-banana:

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

you gotta be fucking kidding me

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untouchedsoap:

if i was a huntr/x fan I would absolutely hate the saja boys so much what do you mean this random boy group who surprise debuted in the street with no company 2 weeks ago is their competitor for the idol awards. huntr/x is the 5x returning winner and there’s a real chance they’ll lose to a group of men who appeared 14 days ago that everyone became obsessed with???? soda pop charts for 2 weeks and suddenly its song of the summer.. the disrespect just say you hate women…….

luckystrikereds:

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Im getting emotional about this korean man who speaks in such poetic english

feluka:

feluka:

he/they delilah what’s it like in pronouns city

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nefhertari:

papayajuan2019:

there used to be a website called weheartit

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light-law:

i think one of the most important things to me when looking at light as a character is: i don’t think he matures at all in any real way from the day he picks up the death note. he’s frozen at the emotional state he was at 17 until the day he dies, basically. every day since then he’s thinking about what act to deliberately put on so he can pretend to be a version of himself people see as innocent, and not what he actually is- and that means he has zero chances to actually grow up. he’s only ever himself in his own company, and every other waking moment is spent constructing the right facade for the circumstance, and never actually interacting with the world as himself. he starts out as someone seen as mature for his age and dies someone who is hopelessly childish because of it. just the cruel and petty kind of childish now instead.

i think about this a lot re: any kind of AU where he survives past canon, because i think what i miss from a lot of works doing that is the feeling of light as someone who in a very real sense never grew up into a mature adult, just learned how to playact one when needed.

bedupolker:

tryin to press charges on my landlord in a certain large city in arizona but googling “phoenix lawyer” isn’t getting me the results I need

cutecipher:

i am glad that lol has survived through trends and turmoil

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

battlecrazed-axe-mage:

We’ve all gotten just a bit too comfortable being jerks to strangers on the internet I think

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So I’ve hidden this reply, both because it’s obnoxious and because I don’t want the person who wrote it being harassed for it, but I need you to understand: I don’t know you. We are not friends. This is not fun or cute, we are not sharing a charming joke together. You are just being an asshole.

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literally that is what the post is about, I am saying people should be less eager to jump on any chance to be snarky and rude to total strangers on the internet